okay goodnight guys uwu i see you at a later date

did-you-kno:

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

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crazieecatladyy:

martinfreemanisahedgehog:

chocolatechip-panda:

fishthatcanswiminfog:

Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most  British Picture Ever” and this came up

well this is the result for the most american picture ever

got to say, its pretty accurate 

i googled most canadian picture ever and i dont think i would be able to sum it up any better

this is the most australian picture ever

also quite accurate

portablemiah:

you can tell if a guy is gay by the way he has sex with other males

herondalely:

we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:

Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.

I SHIP IT

bulbapod:

owligator:

im laughing look at this poor creature

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!?”

preciseperfectsymmetry:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

This is why they are among my favorite animals. 

grodywoadie:

if u dont like wandering in the woods and going on adventures pls escort urself the fuck out my face