On Board, I'm The Captain.

i’m the jackass who plays like pokemon emerald and cheats a shiny mew into the game but u dont understand

i had one i had a legit one i glitched it in gen 1 and sent it to my gold when i got it and it was shiny it was my baby and i spent 10 years scouring the internet for the plushie i lost when i was little so there’s no way in hell i’m letting the pixel version go just ‘cause i don’t have my games anymore oAo so i cheat it in as a little level 5 and use it as my starter and you can go fuck yourselves >B(

it also always pissed my dad off ‘cause my mew kicked his mewtwo’s ass every time and his gyrados was no match for pikachu (who when traded to gold was not shiny but WAS a girl which made me convinced for years that ash’s pikachu was also obviously a girl). his ass lost to a 9-year-old every day.

kitharington:

kitharington:

tbh peopole’s obsession with benedict cumberbatch is starting to get a little creepy

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Netflix just suggested Scrubs to me “because I watched Supernatural”

what the fuCK DO THOSE TWO SHOWS HAVE IN COMMON??????????

liberalisnotadirtyword:

overlypolitebisexual:

"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars

Not one ounce of social progress has stemmed from those in power saying, “Well, you were really polite about it, so here are those equal rights you wanted.”

Given the choice, they will never listen. You have to make them listen.

a shirt with clever words on it, a super rad video game, a dvd of a season of that show you like, a photo of ryan haywood, and a tumblr post of some asshat saying something bigotty that you can call out.

ghost-in-the-flesh:

titaniumbovine:

ghost-in-the-flesh:

titaniumbovine:

ghost-in-the-flesh:

Those are all really vague and not specific.

i didn’t want to have to google things they’d be more specific

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Strike the clever words thing, item 1 would be a shirt with that image screenprinted onto it.

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what if I just put the real life Ryan Haywood on a pentagram to summon you could we just call it even

ghost-in-the-flesh:

Doozer Plays Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick (Part 5)

And people try to tell me about how Dark Souls is hard. Those people have obviously never played this game.

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

a shirt with clever words on it, a super rad video game, a dvd of a season of that show you like, a photo of ryan haywood, and a tumblr post of some asshat saying something bigotty that you can call out.

ghost-in-the-flesh:

titaniumbovine:

ghost-in-the-flesh:

Those are all really vague and not specific.

i didn’t want to have to google things they’d be more specific

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Strike the clever words thing, item 1 would be a shirt with that image screenprinted onto it.

I care about the lives of these people.

You care about shock value.

Hello.

a shirt with clever words on it, a super rad video game, a dvd of a season of that show you like, a photo of ryan haywood, and a tumblr post of some asshat saying something bigotty that you can call out.

ghost-in-the-flesh:

Those are all really vague and not specific.

i didn’t want to have to google things they’d be more specific

highwaytohellyeah:

titaniumbovine:

highwaytohellyeah:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

*points out how high the Kraken ranks on the list*

what is cooler to release than the Kraken?


Tobi.
Death.
Destruction.
Things that man was not meant to know.
Hello.

highwaytohellyeah:

titaniumbovine:

highwaytohellyeah:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

*points out how high the Kraken ranks on the list*

what is cooler to release than the Kraken?

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Tobi.

Death.

Destruction.

Things that man was not meant to know.

Hello.

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner