On Board, I'm The Captain.

I THINK YOU MEAN DEER

Who has straight friends anyway.

The only straight friend I have is my mom and even that’s debatable

choclateymoose:

u better watch ur fucking skeletone

choclateymoose:

u better watch ur fucking skeletone

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

I feel like his mad fencing skills would save you

I’ll keep this in mind for my next dream B)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

let-them-eat-vag:

Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now

delsinsfire:

so bioware apparently wants the DA:I players to never see sunlight again

did you have to put……… THRUSTERS ON FULL?? *badampshh*

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

 - cock-a-doodle-BOLLOCKS
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roostertease-it:

My favourite part in this letsplay