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[Image of a kitten with a slightly tilted head and alternating light blue and purple stripes in the background. Text reads: “Has to make a 10 minute phone call. 3 hours of rehearsal.”]
I realize so many of these have to do with phones, but seriously, I HATE THEM. -Eliza](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4azvjgWlb1ruk1q9o1_400.png)
[Image of a kitten with a slightly tilted head and alternating light blue and purple stripes in the background. Text reads: “Has to make a 10 minute phone call. 3 hours of rehearsal.”]
I realize so many of these have to do with phones, but seriously, I HATE THEM. -Eliza
I’m their voice..
Autism Speaks Walk 2k12
What the fuck.
Fucking hell.
Allyship: you’re doing it wrong!
Doing it astronomically wrong. Jesus H Christ.
See also: Reasons why I consider allistics bad until proven otherwise.
me trying to read fanfiction
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
Mosquitoes: blood-sucking insects from hell who spread disease and pestilence among the ranks of humanity, are liked by no one and cause painful sores.
Sound like anyone you know?
Radscum.
Holy shit I was at work today and I saw a mosquito and my first thought was, “You’re a fantastic comparison to GNQ and his ilk.”
one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened
when someone stops talking to you
- why
- what did i do
- you hate me
- its cause im stupid isnt it
- and im ugly
- come back
The internet is so convenient
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this post is great times 100 omg
Holy fuck I never have to wonder for anything ever again.
I went to “What the fuck should I listen to now” and I typed in “Slash” and it said “How about Duff McKagan’s Loaded?” So I clicked “I don’t want to listen to Duff McKagan’s Loaded” so then it said “How about Duff McKagan.”
Like wow okay I get it you really want me to listen to Duff okay geeze.
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