On Board, I'm The Captain.

One time my sister was trying to get all pissy with me ‘cause I mentioned that I missed seeing Dice (my old cat) around and she was like “omg u didnt even care when he died”

and I’m like ??? No I just didn’t cry for 6 months over a dead cat ‘cause guess what he’s dead and crying for 6 months won’t magically bring him or any other dead cat back to life. I find mourning to be a pointless waste of time tbh.

Like the first time I had a pet die I was 6 and my mom was all sorta nervous and gentle about it like “Earlier we found Jacob in the bushes and he was dead” (I’m paraphrasing here ‘cause that’s all I got out of it) and I was like “Well at least he died in his favourite spot” and I moved on with my life.

nintendemoness:

never apologize for your mental things. never apologize for needing attention, or stimming, or shutting down, or dissociating, or having a manic episode, or not being able to empathize with someone.

your brain is valid, and worthy of love, and you do not need to apologize for being powerful. 

You know how when you do a Let’s Play of a game you’ve never played it’s called a Blind Playthrough?

Back when I played Amnesia for the first time, I had watched Pewdiepie play it beforehand, but I’d watched it so long before I didn’t really remember anything except for a couple rooms. So I dubbed it a Visually-Impaired Playthrough :B

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

Earlier I was trying to explain a code to my mom for a Fallout 3 mod I made ‘cause I decided to refine it today and she had two questions which were 1) why I wasn’t making money coding for Bethesda and 2) what the fuck any of it meant

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

thefrogman:

[reddit]

quaraaabs:

blacks-bays-dapples-greys:

boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons

cassowary will run you down and head butt you into oblivion. nope.

Nothing about the parrots being noisy af

Isn’t it magpie season over there right now? I hear they’re really mean this time of year and it was not mentioned in this post

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

An Open Letter to Achievement Hunter

achievementhunting-archangel:

To Anybody From AH Who May See This:

This letter, signed by all who reblog, is written in appreciation for all that you do. We as fans may never completely understand everything that happens when you go to work everyday, but we do understand that your jobs involve so much more than just playing video games.

We really want to thank you for last night/ yesterday (Oct. 8) because you put in well over 12 hours just so you could maintain a regular release schedule while some of you are working on “Lazer Team”. Just by what was shared on Twitter, you guys looked absolutely exhausted from a full day of filming, and we know that it must be difficult to film and commentate for 12+ hours straight.

This is just a thank you for putting in the time and effort that it takes to produce the content that you do. This is also a reminder that 99% of us are not going to be upset if something comes out late because y’all are busy. You guys need to sleep and eat and spend time with your families/significant others. Take care of yourselves before catering to us.

With much love and appreciation,

The Tumblr AH Community