what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
"Alright Levi, what colour are you going to be now?"
"WOW COOL THE SAME COLOUR GOOD JOB IDIOT."
I’m gonna retype this post I just told Taylor’s friend Rena because I’m hilarious ready
So I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a snail. I said “What’re you doing on the road?” and the snail replied “About three meters per hour.”
on the way home after concerts with your friend like
Literally kill all Republicans and Jesus freaks
Dude. No. Don’t kill anybody. Bad. That’s murder. Turn them into dragons or something.
do you really want racist homophobic dragons flying around
[#509. Grey-aromantic Asexuals have an impeccable fashion sense.]
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
wow how about no
having the worst internet connection in your friend group