On Board, I'm The Captain.

"We’re Team Truck"

more like team love n truck

Oh my fucking god my dog is sleeping and I think he’s dreaming he’s a goat because every few seconds he just

Beanie came over and to me and went “Neeyou!” and I leaned down and she stood up on her legs to kiss me awwwwwwwwwww ewe

facts-i-just-made-up:

Dang, this old one got 791 notes somehow. Most from this era have under 25.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Dang, this old one got 791 notes somehow. Most from this era have under 25.

Beanie is having a fucking ball with the hair tie I gave her why does this strange cat like hair ties so much what a weirdo

There’s a cat and a skunk that live in the alley behind my house always stinkin’ up the neighbourhood >:/

I want to have a ghost sim but I don’t know how I want her to die. I’m thinking maybe Mummy’s Curse because that makes really pretty ghosts… or maybe drowning if I want a bluer ghost… Choosing is hard 8C

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

tothless:

imagine elves with freckles being looked upon with wonder and amazement because it is said that they are born with stars on their skin

I want ice cream and popcorn

I actually want a milkshake and popcorn but fuck if I know where the blender is

thecaptains-steaz:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

me 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

cultofthepigeon:

mariofartwii:

I will never get over the hate that surrounds Ohio.

FUKING MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER SEEN DEAR FUCKING CHRIST BLESS

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man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO