|—||Gavin Free, recognizing danger when he hears it (via bloodykinghaywood)|
Watch me bring the ruckus in this melee-only section in Destiny. It really serves as a good example of how I charge in and somehow survive despite being at the brink of death most of the time.
(I recommend setting it to 720p if it doesn’t automatically.)
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
when none of ur internet friends are online
why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted
GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS
The crowdfunding site allows users to raise money to ban abortion, but won’t allow women to raise money to get one.
And murderous police officers. They’re cool with them too.
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
what not to wear: rings of power